One who is extremely well at selling
drugs, not going to school, blaming white
people for their problems, and spending welfare checks on grape drank.
Here is a list of the known pigment Ninjas:
The fast Ninja:
One who is extremely well at running from the Police, this form of pigment hails from Kenya. They never stop running.
The educated Ninja:
Thought to be extinct, these ninjas have only been mentioned in myth. Only one is thought to exist and he will be the next president.
The dreaming Ninja:
Martin Luther King
The "Glove just doesn'
t fit Ninja"
OJ Simpson, also known as the "I didn'
t do it Ninja.
The
Church Ninja:
Good examples of these Ninjas are Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, these Ninjas are actually
Black Supremacists.
The Muffin Top Ninja:
The
female pigment ninja, these ninjas believe that they are sexy, when in fact they are far from anything resembling boner material.
The KFC Ninja:
The most common form of Pigment Ninja, These ninja'
s are thought to be part of the Colonels
army.
The Nigga Ninja:
This form of Pigment uses the word
Nigga every other word.
There are many other forms of Pigment Ninjas around the world but these are the most common
