Douche Nuts

A person or thing who is a complete ass-clown with a smeiner/deeto and has no life and is a dick-smack.

Frank is a fucking douche nuts because he wouldn't give me a ride to Tom and Mike's mom's house.

by One Eyed Jack July 12, 2004

chub on my nuts

1. To gnaw, chew, or nibble on someone's testicles; 2. To place testicles in mouth and gently suck while making a sound similar to mastication; 3. To rub against the testicles.

Dude, you're being an idiot right now. Just chub on my nuts.

by MJ January 15, 2004

fuzzy nuts

A guy who lurks around Canada looking for things to photograph

Hey Sofa, is that Fuzzy Nuts behind you, look he has a camera.

by Undy Bumgrope September 20, 2005

shug nuts

Exclamation of dismay when something unfortunate happens.

Person 1 "Something bad just happened"
Person 2 "Awwwww shug nuts!"

by stef March 25, 2005

choke-a-nuts

Women's breasts that are large and pop out of the top of their bras nearly enough to choke them.

"Did you see that Baywatch episode where Pam was running down the beach and nearly knocked herself down with her choke-a-nuts?"

by cmskellington July 19, 2006

flying jumbo nuts

when you throw a naked man with inflamed testicles off a particularly high building for no particular reason.

i love to see flying jumbo nuts when im sad, it always makes me happy.

by fubar is not wiggles as he is February 21, 2010

Dee's nuts

A long hairy thing that hang off of your legs

Guess what came in the mail today...
Dee's nuts

by Jordi Pena September 20, 2016