micro molest

When Microsoft finds your asshole and puts their big fist in your asshole with no lube, elbow deep and laugh while you buy more stuff while their fist is still in you

I love being micro molested by Microsoft

by DerekLombardi July 27, 2015

minnisota milestone

When you stick your cock in a girls vagina, she then cups your balls as you stick your finger in her ass

My girlfriend and I performed the minnisota milestone last night.

by Funnysexymoves May 30, 2016

Retardation Molestation

When "Private investigator" assholes cross white lines.

That girl was hurt by a group of retardation molestation.

by iblamethelaptop May 29, 2016

air miles

Pushing someone so hard they go flying

Damn bro he sent you flying!
Probably got some air miles

by oshjit December 14, 2016

food miles

Food that is grown very far from the area where it is sold.

In 2010 a community shop opened in the village, selling the local products to reduce the so-called "food miles".

by Bierzo February 21, 2017

josie miles thompson

Almost as hot as Reid

Ur almost as hot as reid but not quite Reid is hot Josie miles Thompson is not

by Definitelynotreid April 6, 2017

Kymiah miles

The realist girl you know she beautiful smart thick and antisocial

Get you a kymiah miles she would change yo life

by Miah miah July 28, 2017