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Muffin Duster

1. Mustache/beard. More directly, a mustache/beard on a well skilled man at the art of muffin dusting.

2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?

Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
by Nefarious Aflatus December 23, 2008
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Suffix Muffin

Suffix muffin is a substitute word for all the taboo terms in the world. You can use it whenever you want and nobody will understand.
I suffix muffin love that son of a suffix muffin. SUFFIX MUFFIN AHHAHAHAHAH
by crazythomas1979 November 2, 2018
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Crack Muffin

A crack muffin is simply a muffin top viewed from behind. Best observed when someone of a large stature picks up an item off a lower shelf at a supermarket.
When that women went to get the refried beans, I caught a glimpse of her crack muffin and almost cried.
by Sir BillyBob February 27, 2011
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Muffin

muf·fin (verb) 1. The act of totally sucking at any activity, especially videogames, which includes acumulating a once thought impossible score.
P1: Damn it all, I got -10 points!
P2: Dude, your muffin.
by Kevin Stewart January 29, 2008
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muffin head

A term to describe the shape of a person's head who has a large afro.
Wow, that lurpy white boy has a big muffin head.
by the real P-funk February 24, 2008
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Mud Muffin

When a girl takes a shit, wipes ass into her vagina and then you eat her out...
dude your mom is FOREVER doing mud muffins in the dark...
by y8 April 4, 2009
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Cunt-Muffin

Noun

Variation of the word cunt, but used in a more playful way. And more so amongst girls than guys.

-Trademarked by Zeea Darling
Girl 1: Can I have some skittles?

Girl 2: Hell no! Get your own, Cunt-Muffin!
by Zeea Darling August 25, 2009
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