Ass Monster

One who has a nice, big, sexy ass but has an ugly ass face.

Damn lookit that ass!! hope that ass monster doesn't turn around..

by peter January 23, 2004

monster

a piece of shit that is over 9 inches in length and atleast 3 inches wide, or a piece of shit that weighs over 5.5 pounds (lbs.)

I just crapped out an absolute monster! I literally had the toilet bowl filled to the rim!

by weeble wobble January 14, 2005

Monster jam

In the classic and grounbreaking video game NBA Jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when "on fire." In certain situations it would shatter the backboard.

MONSTER JAM!!!! He's on fire!!!!

by Schlichting October 1, 2005

D.T. or Deepthroat Monsta

A Girl who has no gag-reflex and could take on and swallow any ice cream pop whole or deepthroat any elongated object

"Yo shes a D.T. she swallowed that ENTIRE ice cream pop!!!" Basically anytime a girl announces she has no gag-reflex shes a D.T. or Deepthroat Monsta.

by Johnny Flipoff June 6, 2009

Monster Energy Drink

An overrated energy drink for children and teenagers.

(For the record, I have tried one. Read the example for my reaction (person 2) )

PERSON 1: yo dude try this Monster energy drink it gives you tonz of energies and it tastes awesome!

PERSON 2: *takes a sip and throws away the can* I think I've tasted urine better than this. No thanks, I'll stick with tea, coffee, or Mountain Dew for my caffeine needs - "dude."

by FoxShadow April 19, 2011

Snot monster

When someone is so blocked with mucus that they're dripping or spraying snot everywhere, but they have no choice and have to go to work, college, or the pub. Thusly end up gifting their infectious disease to all and sundry.

Man I was so bunged up with flu, but I had to meet Charlene at the bar so I was such a snot monster, sneezin everywhere.

by D-C Tregant April 28, 2007

Ass Face Lava Monster

A person who acts like a monster made of Lava, With an Ass for a Face......Its pretty self explanitory.

Person 1:Hey did you see that guy slap a baby sea lion in the face?
Pesron 2:Yea dude. What an Ass Face Lava Monster.

by 15 mexicans July 27, 2011