Minecraft

Minecraft is a sandbox game produced by mojang it has soon been purchased by windows. The game consists of pickaxes axes shields shovels and swords animals. And Temples ruins. Etc. It was first made in 1953

Minecraft is such a good game!

by Mary anne d altiza July 9, 2021

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A gift from the racist god Notch. Then it was Microsoft. It’s kinda a gift from Christ.

Person 1: Wanna play Fortnite?
Person 2: You uncultured swine, Minecraft is superior.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021

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Cube game that gives you eternal happiness for only $26.95. Also minecraft is the proof of the communism works and the capitalism no.
Minecraft is the reason of the end of most friendships. You never know how is a person until you invite him at your minecraft world, be careful.

Exemple 1
Player: I bought minecraft, now I'm not depressed anymore.

Exemple 2
Communist player 1: Wana live together and share our resources?
Communist player 2: Sure.

Exemple 3
Capitalist player 1: you must give me 3 diamonds I sold you my stone.

Capitalist player 2: no, you must give me 7 diamonds for all my redstone.

Capitalist player 1:I hate you, I don't want us to be friends anymore.

by SpoonSlayer August 8, 2021

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A game where your sexully attracted to school busses and you five around fucking every school bus you see and even school busses with children in them!!!

I fucked 10 school busses while playing minecraft to day

by Daddyfucker69420 September 24, 2021

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