michael

A kid who always gets friend zoned.

There goes a Michael!

by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016

Michael Jackson

The greatest man alive who suffered from Vitiligo which is the reason why he had to turn white. The legendary king of pop. Nice person who was only accused of being a child molester, but proved not guilty. Good father to his children. People are just jealous of him.

Son : i wanna be Michael Jackson!
Mom : oh, the legendary king of pop?
Son : yeah, fucking awesome man!

Mom : I KNOW, RIGHT.

by popster101 July 2, 2009

Michael

Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.

Yes, Michael, I will marry you.

by GoIrish927 December 7, 2011

Michael

Lil dick boy yea i said it michael

Michael has a lil dick but not jamal peopls

by Hi im 😁 October 16, 2019

Michael Cera

The act of trying to be younger than you actually are. In similarity to being like that of Peter Pan and never wanting to grow up.

Person A: Dude, I just want to be a Michael Cera.
Person B: Oh you mean that awesome actor?
Person A: No, I just don't want to act my age.

by KBRICKSPLUNK December 15, 2010

Michael Jackson

A talented singer who is falsely accused of child molestation just because he's eccentric.

"There are two types of people in this world. Michael Jackson fans and losers." -Seth Green

by Kyle/T.S. April 23, 2005

Michael Jordan-ing

When you suddenly fist someone's anus, with your arm stretching out like Michael Jordan in Space Jam, and you take the first thing you feel and grab, twist, and pull it out.

She was doing ok, until Ryan began Michael Jordan-ing her.

by OptimisticPrime January 7, 2015