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Shawn Michaels

The greatest wrestler ever. Period. He owns you. And he did not screw over Brett Hart damnit. It was Vince. It was all his fault.
Vince screwed Brett Hart. Not Shawn Michaels.
by NeverDeath_VMK January 19, 2005
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Michael Hutchence

Michael Hutchence was the original lead singer of the Australian rock band INXS, from 1977 to 1997. He was born in 1960.

In 1997 he was depressed and killed himself by hanging. One of the best rockstars lost to suicide!
He had a relationship with pop singer Kylie Minogue, but they broke up in 1991 and remained close friends.

R.I.P. Hutch.
INXS were most awesome with Michael Hutchence. Still awesome after he's gone.
by Why.Am.I.Even.Here! July 5, 2012
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Michael Schwartz

The act of sticking ones finger up a females butt hole before the person reaches first base.
"Dude you should totally Michael Schwartz her tonight"
"Its our first date"
"That's the point".
by Menwithouthats May 1, 2010
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Michael Steele

Someone who feels or exhibits vast self-importance and arrogance when placed in a position of power, simply because of his or her gender, race, or any other irrelevant factor, not because of one's actual intelligence or credentials.
When Bob was elected class president and then spent student funds on a foam party, he really pulled a Michael Steele.
by Courtney Bluehauser September 8, 2010
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Michael Myers

One of the most famed movie murderers, michael myers claimed to have murdered his family, while wearing an unusal clown mask, yet his sister survived, which started this mass killers neverending drive to find her, and kill her, along the way killing much innocent lives, michael has been killed many ways, but relentlessly keeps coming back, neverending evil.
"We meet again, michael" - Halloween : Resurrection
by Jason August 20, 2003
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Michael Jordan

If you seriously don't know who Michael Jordan is then you're retarded
You don't know who Michael Jordan is? you're a dumbass.
by Jeremy Eugene June 4, 2008
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michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005
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