Mathew

Mathew is a very kind person who cares about everyone but won’t let someone take advantage of him he is the kind of person to make you laugh and smile even when your sad. Mathew has the best personality ever and the kindest heart i love you Mathew 🥰🥺

Mathew has a very kind heart #nice

by Alexys ayers January 11, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is usually a narcissist. A man with a toxic masculinity. A Matthew who goes by matt for short is a red flag and you should watch out. They are very manipulative and guilt trip people to get there way. These men can be very dangerous and heartbreakers. Matthew's are very goal oriented and when they say they are going to do something they will. They're not stupid which is why they are such good manipulators.

"I dated this dude once and next thing ya know we have 2 kids and he steals them from me! He broke my heart my lifes a mess because of him. I ache for my kids everyday "
"Wow... I bet his name was Matthew, huh?"
"YES how'd you know?!"
"Most Matthew's are heartbreakers"

by Factsheet November 21, 2021

Matthew

Matthew is a low down dirty ass hoe. He will stick his dick in anything that moves. Often he lets people stick it in his as because he is such a damn hoe! He may say he wants the pussy but he really just wants dick all day. If you put two Matthew’s together they’ll just jerk off all day and talk about how much they love being a Matthew.

You wanted to date that man. No. He’s a Matthew.

by The Truth About Matthew November 22, 2021

Matthew

A man with a massive penis

Matthew’s wiener is bigger than everyone else’s

by Icrycauseraiderssck November 22, 2021

Matthew

Matthew gets all the bitches , sometimes he overthinks some stuff but the bitches always make his day better.Oh yeah and we can’t forget his a sex god!!

girl 1:i had the best sex ever last night

girl 2:yeah it was probably with a matthew

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Matthew

The most annoying person you will ever know. He is always in your space but nobody can tell him they hate him. He attempts to be funny but isn't at all. He has no friends and no girlfriends. Do your part and stay away from Matthew.

Guy one : "Do you know matthew"
Guy two : " sadly"

by anonymous April 23, 2022

Elijah Mathews

Has a emo haircut and massive caterpillar eyebrows. Strictly a metal listener but he prefers more Metalcore than 1980's metal. Grows intense long white testicle hair and his body is shaped of that of a peach.

"Elijah Mathews Couldn't Keep It Hard Last Night"

by leave me malone October 11, 2018