Marley

A basic guy that goes for basic women and is so salty. He sweats video games all day and wanks.

John-have u heard?
Wiktor-No what happened?
John-Marley got together with Gracie another basic bitch

by David Wallis August 11, 2020

maleable

the ability to be hammered; (attractive)

dude, your mom is so maleable

by alex erez August 6, 2011

alpha male

the term alpha male comes from a study on wolves that was proven false by the author so it's really a bunch of dumb guys who watches femenist wreckt compilations on youtube and they are most likeley around the age of 14-17

he claims to be an "alpha male" what a dumbass

by fat loser lol September 6, 2021

maalek

A term used to describe a person who is not capable of "owning". in other words... a "noob".

Oh my god that pa is so maalek

by [Re]Sublimity =] September 15, 2006

beta male

A man who is obsessed with trying to convince everyone around him that he is an alpha male. Beta males are the most violent and aggressive of all men. Prisons are filled with beta males. A true alpha male never needs to convince anyone, doesn't care if he is one, and might not even know it. The genuine admiration and respect that a man receives from other men, due to his good character, intelligence, and leadership, is what makes an alpha male. Beta males will never attain alpha status by demeaning other men. Women who are attracted to beta males share the same poor character and low self esteem.

beta male: "do you want me to go beat up that creepy guy that keeps trying to talk to you?"
woman: "sure"

by iyhnALEX April 21, 2014

Marley Mambo

Dance dogs perform while trapping a cherished item in its jaws. Made famous by the great Labrador Retriever, Grogan’s Majestic Marley of Churchill, the dance is characterized by a quivering body and a side-to-side bobbing of the head.

The dance’s intent is to alert owners to the fact that a valuable item is being held captive and to entice them into an attempt at retrieval.

I was wondering where I had placed my wristwatch when I witnessed my beloved Mastiff doing the Marley Mambo

by AbnormalBoy January 18, 2006

Bob Marley Concert

When one usually with a group of friends smokes marijuana. Refers to association of reggae and musician Bob Marley with marijuana. "Tickets" to the concert can be any marijuana related paraphernalia including, marijuana itself, or what is used to smoke it. Reggae music is optional.

Jack: Hey Mark you want to go to a Bob Marley Concert?
Mark: Yup, I've got my ticket right here (pulls out bag of weed)

by newkidONtheblock March 29, 2009