I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O

by dogottsel August 27, 2013

I'm sick of my life

I'm sick of my life - phrase/colloquialism

While the phrase may give the impression that the speaker is, possibly, suicidal; this is not actually the case.
One uses this phrase to express ones extreme displeasure with a given situation.
The situation could be going out somewhere or with someone one would consider unpleasant, working on something or with someone unpleasant and so on...
This phrase is generally heard in Northern England, commonly in the Newcastle area. One may hear it on Geordie Shore.

Variants:
I'm sick of me life
Am sick of me life
Sick of me life, me

Have got to go to work wi Holly.
Wouldn't want to spend 5mins in a room wi her never mind work.
I'm sick of my life

by rzhhhh May 14, 2012

I'm proud of you

The one thing everyone wants their dad to tell them

"Jimmy, I'm proud of you"

by imissmydad August 11, 2021

Big M little Organ

A man who possesses extremely small genitalia, and is named Morgan.

You know what they say about him: Big M, Little Organ!

by Roy & Ric September 6, 2003

I'm So Over Valentine's Day

A phrase screen printed on a t-shirt that a divorced woman wears in February if she was dumb enough to get married on Valentine's Day.

I was married in Las Vegas on February 14th and now that I am divorced, which ruined that holiday; I wear my favorite t-shirt that says, I'm So Over Valentine's Day.

by NonnaK March 1, 2011

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
And if you ask me how I’m feeling
Don’t tell me you’re too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Ooo… (give you up)
Ooo… (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)
Never gonna give
Never gonna give (give you up)

We’ve known each other for so long
Your heart’s been aching but you’re too shy to say it
Inside we both know what’s been going on
You know the game we’re gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

Gotta make you understand

by Jack Ouyang November 21, 2022