lented

when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross

you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross

by dfoster October 30, 2010

noar lenoar

An Israeli youth movement, based on four values: community service, (self)leadership, a connection with the diaspora and loving the country.

In short it's called Nalan.

Neor lenoar is a great institution.

by Omer Rosenbaum&Liran Kook May 13, 2005

Loophole Lent

I invented this term, to describe the loopholes I used to get around with for lent. It is usually used for people who are either non religious, or believe in God/etc. but do not follow certain religious customs, but have family that follow the custom. Such loopholes include simply giving up something you really do not care about, or substituting things you are giving up.

"I gave up chewing gum for Lent, but not bubblegum. And last year, I gave up Coke, but not Pepsi. I love Loophole Lent!"

by NinjaRaiden August 5, 2007

Lench

A lench is a male or female that takes you to the very edge during sexual activity, and then promptly terminates the act, leaving you blue balled in a pitiful state.

How was she last night bro?

Mate she just left me on the edge, bitch is a lench.

by Not a lench August 9, 2018

Lena Il

Gay ass town in the middle of Illinois

Lena Illinois is gay

by ChaseDawg March 25, 2011

Lent

Noun. The forty days of prayer, repentance, almsgiving, and self-denial that prepares Christians for Holy Week and imitates Jesus’ own period of fasting, meditation, and temptation in the wilderness. Today it is popular among the pseudoreligious, who abstain from nominal vices such as swearing and eating chocolate. For these vacuous individuals, Lent is a compromise to the taxing, 365-day commitment New Year’s resolutions demand.

Tiny decided to give up biting her nails for Lent, but forgot about her resolution within a week.

by F.S.B.O. April 18, 2011

Lenting

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.

I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.

by Christopher Busch January 12, 2009