C.O.O.L

C- Constipated
O- Overweighted
O- Out-of-style
L- Loser

Used on dumbasses to think you're giving them a compliment.

Nerd: Hey your C.O.O.L!
Bully: Thanks geek!
Nerd: Ahaha! You're a constpated overweighted out-of-style loser!
Bully: * clenches fist*
Nerd: I gotta run now.

by totally787 March 26, 2010

D.I.L.F.

We all know guys love M.I.L.F.'s, Moms I'd Like To F**K. So now girls can use this, Dads I'd Like To F**K.

While picking up my brother from track practice, I spotted one sexy D.I.L.F. dropping off his daughter.

by Devil? April 23, 2009

L

The name of an anime character in "Death Note" which was taken on by K-pop idol Kim Myungsoo of the band Infinite. L is a mysterious and cool guy while Myungsoo is shy and sweet.

L is Myungsoo's evil twin.

Aish, they're making fun of Myungsoo, but they fail to realize that it was L on stage last night. Ugh!

Omona! Did you see Myungsoo's abs in that see-thru shirt?? GAH! I'm dying rn... Dude. That was L...duhhh!

by KpopKolorado January 10, 2014

:l

a face thats like, not quite sad but almost. its more like saying, "this sucks" or something close to that.

fred: hahaha jimmy got dumped today
jimmy: :l

by anon84392001 September 1, 2009

L&P

A kind of soft drink.
Manufactured and sold in NZ.
Their slogan is a screwed up one....

"L&P, World Famous in New Zealand."

Example:
* Shinosuke drinks his L&P.
<Person1> What L&P??
<Shinosuke> You dont know what L&P is?! It's world famous!!
<Person1> No? Never heard of it.
<Shinosuke> Haha! Of course! It's world famous in New Zealand!!
<Person1> . . .
* Person1 kicks Shinosuke in the nutz.
* Shinosuke dies.

by Shinosuke May 12, 2004

L'il Jon

Most people label him as untalented and unrelentlessly saying "YEAAH", "WHAAT?", and "OOKKAAY". He's actually a producer, not a rapper, although he does say whole lot more than people credit him for. If anything, he's a genius. Not just anybody can get millions by saying 3 words consecutively. He also helped kick off L'il Scrappy's career, and that Dave Chapelle Show episode was in COLLABORATION with Li'l Jon. Pay attention dummy.

Yea
What...What
Check dis out right (Yea)
Lil' Jon and the motherfuking East Side Boyz
The Kings of Krunk
Back at you with some new shit
Now just because we went platinum and shit don't mean we gone change nigga
We the muthafuking Kings of Krunk and we gon' always keep this muthafucker krunk
Now let's talk about some more music

-from the song, "What You Gon' Do


He actually has a whole verse too. If that doesn't shut you up why don't you go settle the score with him hm?

by ShoonXL January 12, 2005

a/s/l

age sex location

somethings creeps say

only girls the age of 12 enjoy

creep:a/s/l
girl(older):wow get a fucking life you creep

creep:a/s/l
12 year old girl: 19 female boston YOU SHOULD COME SEE ME!
creep:jackpot got me a 12 year old!

by getrhwhndone April 10, 2009