Knuckle Salad

Eating out an ass riddled with hemorrhoids.

My wise got the worst case of piles after her pregnancy. So analingis was a delicious knuckle salad till the swelling went down.

He wanted me to eat his ass but when I saw the knuckle salad I had to refuse.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

knuckle hxh

Knuckle is from Hunter x Hunter he probably smells like dog shit and compost he has all dog poop smudges on his shoes and his house smells like dog food

KNUCKLE HXH IS A SOFT WANNABE ELVIS

by HournyPouf December 6, 2020

Pube Knuckles

When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.

I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.

by Alix McQ October 11, 2008

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The act of a girl giving a guy a hand job

Ethan: Yo you'll never guess what happened
Colin: What dude?
Ethan: Emma gave me the Five Knuckle Shuffle

by phillthethrill81 December 18, 2017

knock and squat

The equivalent of "ding-dong-ditching." Knocking(knock) on a neighbors door and quickly hiding(squat) in a bush or behind a tree etc.

Want to go and knock and squat tonight?

Knock on a door and Squat in or behind something.

by Mr. Slippers May 31, 2009

Knacks Guy

An Absolute Shmuck

Oliver, you are some knacks guy

by skyboxskybox May 29, 2020

Dildo Knocker

1. A man or woman who violently beats their spouse/partner with a dildo.

2. A person who knocks on doors with a dildo and runs before you can answer.

"Hey did you hear about Larry going to jail?" "Yeah, they finally got enough evidence to get him for abusing his wife. He was on of them dildo knockers."

"I'm getting tired of all them damn dildo knockers coming to my door all the time."

by OffensiveJohnson October 28, 2009