kittenpetter

One who displays loser-like qualities; one who sucks at pretty much anything; one who pets kittens.

Patricles: Dude, you just got killed 5 straight times in Halo,you are such a kittenpetter.
Michelle: You know what, you're a black kitten petter!
Crowd: oooooo, that's the worst kind.

Kittenpetter easily takes the place of the word "noob."

by Michael Bracey October 2, 2007

kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

by d May 1, 2004

Flaming Kittens

A kitten that flames another kitten. (see flamer).

Teets is a flaming kitten

by matt ellis November 14, 2003

Brett Kitt

A huge beauty from Canada. Good at hockey and baseball, he is great with all of the ladies. and is going to have a smoking hockey girlfiend named Sarah. He is also very out going and has a loud laugh.

Wow i wish i was a brett kitt

by brett smydth December 11, 2012

kiteu

Character in various video games that has cyber sex with anything that moves, sometimes non player characters, tree's and of course other players.

Kiteu from Shadowfire.

by RybesMcNasty May 16, 2008

Code Kitten

A woman, usually a graphic designer, that specifically targets programmers and web developers for romantic relationships.

Typically this also benefits the CK professionally, but that may not be the main objective.

Jessica is a successful designer who's boyfriend, James, does most of the coding involved in her projects. She really enjoys working with him and feels it brings them closer in their relationship. Being a Code Kitten, she never turns down the free help, which increases her profit margin.

by Brandifly117 September 10, 2011

Scary Kitten

Similar to the the Awkward Turtle, scary kitten is used to describe someone who is being mean or bitchy. Made by making a fist with both hands (thumbs out)and putting them together wrist-to-wrist in order to make a mouth. Then followed by biting motions of the hand.

A: Jeez, Jake was being a real ass today...
B: Yeah, I know. it was real scary kittens.

by Blake Austin December 12, 2008