King of the Nerds

A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.
"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"
by The King of the Nerds February 28, 2009
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King Retard

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.
That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!
by Fairey May 25, 2008
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king beef

by Ron Harris January 16, 2004
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Sacramento Kings

team that's been everywhere- former Rochester/Cincy/KC/Omaha Royals/Kings; won lone championship in KC; are awesome lately; have solid, great team; will definatly will a championship soon, hopefully at the Damn Lakers expense
Vlade, Pregjag, C-Web, Bibby, Christy, and the Kings will win the NBA finals.
by 0000 October 21, 2003
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kings toe

Kings toe is when the second toe is longer than the (great) or big toe
Oh ! look at his feet, he has the kings toe on both feet
by Royal Line September 19, 2015
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King Queef

When a person blows air into the vagina and then pushes down on her lower abdomene releasing one of the biggest queefs you will ever hear!
She could not believe that I gave her a King Queef!
by T__ucker January 20, 2010
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Chince king

From the latin root "Chincea regis" meaning Lord of the chince. This is usually something that a rare percentage of individuals are born with. Some signs of this rare disease are eg. red hair, a lack of money, constant complaining, always trying to get an extra couple cents no matter what.
Dan Smith is such a chince king. I actually saw him stealing pennies out of a wishing well so he could use the vending machine. He even asks hobos for spare change. That fire piece of shit
by Jeremy Marty-Dougas December 07, 2006
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