- adjective, noun
This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. Right after you first enter through the glass wall, you'll see a bunch of tables that are round with seats surrounding them. This word describes the type of
people who sit at these tables.
A circle
table kid is the type of kid who:
1. Enjoys watching
anime and dressing like their favorite character to school. This isn't just for Halloween, this is everyday. They wear cat ears, ninja gloves/headbands, and capes.
2. They bring their nintendo ds to school and insist on showing everyone how cool they are for doing so. Hunched over the
table, they engage in intense matches of mario kart. These battles can lead to frightening fits of nerd rage and have been known to become dangerous.
3. Mostly white, there are also black circle
table kids. These are not the typical blacks that roam the halls of hoffman in the
bottom hallway before the cafeteria (the jungle). These, however, are equally frightening as the denizens of the jungle, but not because of their hostility or guns, but because they are really
weird. These are the black kids who wear trench coats and fucking stare at you like a
psycho. Feeling unidentified with their
ghetto counterparts, they keep to themselves, plotting the next columbine.
Synonyms: Loser, Anime Faggot, Nobody, Future Serial Killer
"Hey did you see that pale chick wearing a cape, what a circle table kid."
"Dude this stuffed
anime animal thing would be
perfect for a circle table kid to carry around school all day!"
"I once saw a circle table kid with a
dead crow in her lunch box"
