T Job

Noun: the act of repeatedly sliding your boner between someone else's thighs

Chris went into the bedroom with him and they exchanged T Jobs for several hours.

by TJOB4LYFE March 20, 2008

hand job

Hand-to-genitals sex act. Similar to blow-job.

AKA: HJ or handy

Joe: Yeah, Sandy gives great Hand Jobs
Tom: She sure does, her hand are so soft it makes me feel good in side

by TH3V0L March 25, 2008

rake job

When a deserving college football player is denied from being invited to the Heisman ceremony as a finalist.

"If he doesn't get invited, that's the biggest rake job in the history of the award." -Jim Harbaugh on Toby Gerhart's candidacy.

by Spampanato December 08, 2009

Fuck job

In the corporate world, a person who steals credit for someone else's accomplishments; alternatively, a person who passes the blame to another person for his own mistakes.

"I came up with this great idea to save the company some dough, and I get fired while that fuck job got the raise and promotion."

by Ishtamo October 17, 2007

rim job

Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.

Steve's getting married next week. He better get all the rim jobs he can now!

by Cap July 02, 2004

joe job

A massive spam mailing using an innocent victim's legit email address is known as Joe Job.

I emailed my ISP to complain about the Joe Job spammers did to my email account.

by spunkovision August 24, 2004

Get a job!

A retort heard during protests when the speaker has no relevant response to an argument. Typically used at night, on the weekend and/or when the speaker has no personal knowledge of his/her opponents employment status.

Also known as: the "ad Ars" (against the job) fallacy.

protester: My grandmother has no health insurance and the corporate death-panels will pull the plug if she doesn't get help soon.

counter-protester: Get a job!

protester: I'm self-employed.

counter-protester: Get a job!

protester: As a lawyer.

counter-protester: Get a job!

by Tha Cheat October 06, 2009