Jason

A cocky ass person who thinks everyone is obsessed with him. Very dramatic and short tempered. In denial of real life and lives in his own world. Definitely likes it up the ass. If you meet a Jason, run.

Jason's there! I'm not going.

by tally69 November 14, 2022

Jason

A friendly Canadian with a love for BMW’s. Enjoys homegrown tomatoes, fireball, and falling in showers.

All around good buddy.

Hear that engine? It must be a Jason driving up.

by Canadian bacon 🥓 May 24, 2020

Jason Oatman

Live and let live for the longest time after time marches on guard.

Jason Oatman has a great day.

by dearest pet November 23, 2021

jason's cat

An annoying ass cat that gives no fucks but I still love him because he's Jason's cat.

Damn Jason's cat is back at it again because Mel is obsessed with that dumb shit

by Tkitpimsw September 3, 2016

Jason Matson

World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.

Jason Matson is so sexy!

by jason god October 7, 2020

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.

Jason

by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025