Dirty Jaleesa

When you get your fake eye lashes caught under your eye lid and three guys sneak up on you and drop a giant load right on your eye ball.

Today has been a bad day. I spent $70 on new eye lashes and ended up in the ER with a Dirty Jaleesa

by WD82 May 13, 2021

Jalen

A lightskin wannabe with a shrimp, has a hot breath, is musty asf, and has ashy knees and fingers

Oh there goes Jalen, you can see the fog when he walks by.

by Rpemafscffc March 3, 2019

flat jaloop

An unknown flat thing that is apart of a woman's private parts. No one really knows what it is like except one person. This person says "it's flat like this and like this"

What are we talking about? Your flat jaloop?

by jaloop_master April 18, 2017

Jallum

Two lovers usually seen engaging in public displays of affection in a group of people without giving two shits. Jallum usually prefers a corner to hide away and have privacy therefore avoiding a lot of the social interaction between the group.

"Did you see that couple in the corner of the room a minute ago?"
"Yeah I did. They're such a Jallum"

by NotTheGenius May 14, 2015

Jalees

Jalees usually has a big belly and referred to as "jelly with the big mellow belly." He likes to play Agar.io and is a pro player.

Tahir asks Jalees to hit a tricksplit

by Therealzombie September 14, 2018

Jalapeno

A pimp in Visalia.

hey....i seen Jalapeno the other day.

by jalapeno July 17, 2003

jalalabad

somehting, extreme like, small, big, fat, huge

your moms tits are as big as jalalabad!

by mitchel bailey May 4, 2005