Dirty Lauber

When you sink your cock into a Pringle’s can and blow out the other end severing the tip leading to massive blood loss only alleviated by a blowjob from a flaming tranny.

Last night I sank it so far I ended up needing a blood transfusion because I had a dirty lauber

by WD82 May 14, 2021

Webelee

When a girl in a bikini starts falling down the ditch and the dude with a pringles can pops the lid off and crams her face in the top so she doesn’t drown.

This bitch was falling in so I gave her the dirty webelee and saved her fucking life.

by WD82 July 11, 2021

Dirty Jaleesa

When you get your fake eye lashes caught under your eye lid and three guys sneak up on you and drop a giant load right on your eye ball.

Today has been a bad day. I spent $70 on new eye lashes and ended up in the ER with a Dirty Jaleesa

by WD82 May 13, 2021