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ball juice

Semen (sperm) created in the nutsack. It can then be ceremoniously shot from my penis on to your womans' face.
Did you just drink a glass of milk or is that last nights ball juice?
by Eric Sermon November 9, 2002
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Frozen Cow Juice

Back in Texas, we call ice cream Frozen Cow Juice.
by evilcanofsoup September 20, 2009
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big dawg juice

drink that contains a mixture of sprite and vodka (mostly vodka) made popular by susquehanna university quarterback Rich Palazzi. It is a staple on the weekends for su students and helps them in acheived a high standard of whiteboywastedness.
damn i cant believe that kid just chugged some of that big dawg juice, he is so whiteboywasted right now!
by bigdawg17 June 7, 2011
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potato juice

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.
by James Vangohe May 14, 2007
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goodnight juice

cold and/or cough syrup, especially NyQuil. such OTC medications cause drowsiness, so a mild overdose will cause unconsciousness. utilised especially by exasperated caretakers (e.g. parents and babysitters) and insomniacs without access to sleeping pills.
Jenny the babysitter couldn't get little Billy to shut the fuck up, so she gave him some goodnight juice and tucked him in to bed.

It was four in the morning, and Jacob had to get up at six. He took some goodnight juice, and was asleep within minutes.
by Colleen, aka The Kid April 3, 2009
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dookie juice

The slosh of water created when you plunge the toilet and churn your shit
Sorry I took so long,I was busy making a batch of dookie juice
by optiman February 22, 2015
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Herpes Juice

Often produced as a side product during the creation of Cockcheese, Herpes Juice is the result of a man with STD sores on his dick masturbating without a finish for five or more consecutive hours. During this time, the friction and pressure exerted from his hand will cause the sores to swell and eventually burst, causing a mix of blood and the essence of the infection to ooze out and fall to the floor. While this often mixes into cum from a cockcheese process or the eventual result from the coexisting masturbation (often mixing with the semen and creating a pink-ish colored solution that smells similar to the experience of snorting melted chicken shit), many will collect this in a jar or other sort of container. Often, both the initial red blood from the sores bursting and the blood diluted yellow from a microscopic ecosystem of bacteria and viruses will be dumped into a pot together and mixed. During the churning process; corn syrup, salt, and red food coloring are added to thicken it and cover up the tint of yellow in its color. The end result is Herpes Juice, a product with a taste that makes you feel like a rape victim who had their mouth molested by a horse's cock dipped in soggy mud. Afterwards, it is packaged into a plastic container and ready to be sold in stores as Heinz Ketchup.
Next time you're in a grocery store, you'll cringe while you're passing through the condiments section and thinking of the Herpes Juice mass produced and organized side-by-side on the shelves.
by Dorr200789 February 18, 2010
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