Instant panty remover

all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch

You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.

by chompmyclit September 16, 2010

Instant Gradification

A recent graduate who expects a top level position in a company upon hiring.

Armed with her degree and suffering from instant gradification, she emailed in her resume and awaited the job as VP of the company.

by Jacqski August 12, 2012

Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

instagram dick rider

A person who is always liking someone else's pictures no matter what the content is

That chick liked 10 of my pictures. She's an Instagram dick rider.

by Gia_D May 29, 2014

Instawank

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016

instagrammable

if the picture you have taken is an instagram worthy photo.

Wait stay there thats an instagrammable view behind you.

by wakabelslalalla June 17, 2016

Instamom

A female, usually a whackjob with low self-esteem, that can't refrain from posting photos of her goofy kid on Instagram. Photos are usually painfully mundane, but held in high regard by the Instamom.

"Did you see all the lame pics that Nancy posted on Instagram of her kid brushing his teeth? She is the worst Instamom ever. Get me off this planet."

by India Najones March 11, 2020