Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.
I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!
by Zozothecat July 23, 2021
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Painting houses

Peeing on a friend and (or) a colleague for money
I drank two gallons of water yesterday and spent the whole day painting houses.
by Flexoffend3r April 24, 2020
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painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.
I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach”
by tcnt20 December 15, 2019
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Painting the Walls

Blowing your brains out; shooting self
Yeah I’ve been playing games all day to refrain from painting the walls.
by Dudely January 23, 2022
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town painted

- an expression used by Orbits, LOONA's fandom, whenever they see any article that tackles how famous LOONA is
- originated from LOONA's song "PTT (Paint The Town)
Orbit: *sees an article about how LOONA's POSE debuted at #5 on Billboard
Orbit: "Town painted!"
by oddeyeshinee June 09, 2022
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Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.
Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!
by PennWard December 02, 2011
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paint thinner

what morons stick their nose inside
dude 1-bill just hallucinated a cat humping a dog!
dude2-he probably fried some more brain cells from the paint thinner he inhales at work every day
by kumguzzlr123456 November 23, 2023
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