corp paint

Corp paint, or corppaint is a fake and excessive style of makeup, used mainly by corporations' marketing and PR agencies during commercials and expected to be worn daily by employees in general. The makeup is used mainly to make employees appear superhuman and perfect in an average and plastic sort of way, much like the products they produce.

1. "did you just see that commercial with the happy white family? I think they really overdid the corppaint- even the dog looked like he was done up in it.

2. Before Justin bieber and Niki Menaj took the stage together, they sat in the back rooms while their corppaint was applied.

3. The CEO stood on the podium in front of hundreds of his top-level staff and media people for the annual conference in the bahamas resort, the stress in his tired and old face masked by his corp paint.

4. The woman at the counter stared at me from under her corp-painted face and said: "we have a zero-refund policy, you'll have to speak to my manager about that."

by kidneyswap April 7, 2013

spray paint baby

A female significant other whom has a metallic tasting kitty cat

Rebecca is a mad spray paint baby, the wrestling team told me.

by Keandog6699 October 29, 2020

painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

by MadSlasher October 16, 2020

Painting pumpkins

The act of going to a girl house and cumming al over her ass during the fall season

Matt loves painting pumpkins

Yo anyone wanna paint my pumpkin tonight

Yeah man I totally painted her pumpkin last night

by Donkehlover October 17, 2016

Finger painting

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you pull it out to fuck her tits, thus rubbing streaks of poo across her chest.
Finger painting

Ohh baby i want to fingure paint you tonight. Cause everyone is finger painting these days!

by NeccrotticPoo May 28, 2019

painting him

When a man ejaculates on or in another man, particularly used among the gay community

Person 1: what are you doing over break?
Person 2: im thinking about painting him

by Kaiyren December 6, 2025

paint faint

Fumes of heavy paint that make you feel you will pass out.

That is some serious paint faint. I should have used a mask!

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018