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pick up line

does NOT help pick up girls..
sample pick up lines:

(point to pants) are these felt? (rub them) they are now.

those pants look good on you, but they'd look even better on my bedroom floor.

is that a mirror in your pants because i can see myself in them.

if i told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

can i read your t-shirt in brail?

you make paris hilton look like a teletubbie.

drop 'em! (ha that's the best one)

i'd look good on you.
by pinkslips April 14, 2007
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Estes Express lines

Company that cans folk for bs reasons.
Jim "joe you are fired for trying to park your in the lot"

Joe " aw shit I just had this job for one day."

Estes Express lines because we can fire you
by mopar December 1, 2009
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Russian assembly line

The act that occurs when a man who is having doggie-style sex with a woman, is fed by a third party in the room.
He took part in a Russian assembly line last night when he was fucking the girl while his buddy hand-fed him cookies
by FantasticSam December 11, 2010
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pick up line

Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?

You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.

The only thing that would look better on you is me.

You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.

I lost my virginity can i have yours?

Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?

Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
by Mike December 28, 2005
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Power line technician

Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.
Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !
by Johnny widmore December 24, 2020
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Blue Line Minute

Noun

1) Something taking a painful amount of time to complete

2) An informal way to describe someone you have not seen in an extraordinary amount of time
The last hour of class was longer than a blue line minute.

Man I haven't seen you in a blue line minute.
by Charlie Price & Justin Milley January 13, 2009
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Alaskan Tan-Line

The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line
by TimTam the Big cock man December 13, 2018
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