Ironic

A Canadian allergic to red maple trees

I'm allergic to red maple and I'm Canadian; wowee that's ironic.

by Smishmasterflex October 18, 2019

Iron Fam

Iron mans family

John: Are you Tony Stark’s daughter?
Morgan Stark: Yeah, I’m part of the iron fam.

by SucMehFatThanosBooty October 21, 2019

Ironic

Irony is a figure of speech that writers use to express a phrase or sentence used in such a way that it differs from the meaning shown in the text.

Bo: I believe in the zodiac. I'm a leo actually, love titanic. Actually my grandmother was a cancer and.. she um.. died by a giant crab.

James: I don't know if that's ironic or just comedy.

Bo: Both

by EyeAIDS October 27, 2019

Iron lung

Person who can smoke a whole cigarette in one toke

Arca iron lung over here

by Donny94 November 4, 2021

Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

Un-ironic milk drinker

Someone who drinks milk un-ironically i.e without cookies, cereal, spicy foods, etc.

Guy 1: Whoah, is that dude over there drinking a massive glass of milk?

Guy 2: Well I guess that means he’s an un-ironic milk drinker

by saucyg October 2, 2021

reduced iron

Iron FROM THE blood of CATTLE often added TO nonkosher food. Commonly known as pig metal.

THAT Bread has reduced iron in it.

by Votegreensavetheplanet October 27, 2021