Lennard the human Geyser

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.

Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.

by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019

you cursed human being

a person who made an image or video that triggered you in a way that makes you scream.

person: *making a cursed video/image*
me, after seeing that for the 4th time: you cursed human being.

by aritaurus. September 26, 2019

Mark aka "bad human"

A person that is passionate about classic Jeeps. Mark can usually be recognized as the guy wearing two shirts. Mark also wears boots like he is working on a ranch. Mark is also passionate about his job and is sometimes in charge of other people. This usually is not a good fit for Mark because he is a bad human and doesn't know how to treat his senior coworkers fairly.

Mark aka "bad human", you are so unfair!

by Therealhonestone November 7, 2019

Alice of Human Sacrifice

Alice of Human Sacrifice is a vocaloid song. In the intro It says "Once upon a time, in a place unknown, there was a dream. No one knew who dreamt the dream, But such a tiny dream it was. The tiny dream began to think, 'I don't want to dissapear, How can I make people dream of me?' The tiny dream thought and thought, and finally it came up with an idea. I will let the humans come to me, and then, I'll make them create my world." The first Alice of Human Sacrifice is a Vocaloid named Meiko. The Second Alice is named Kaito, The third Alice is Miku, The Fourth and Fifth Alices are Rin and Len. The wonderland is a place where the sinners are to be punished. Mieko committed murder Kaito went mad Miku represents lust and seduction Rin and Len have feelings for each other despite being twins. (Credit for this goes to Xinyue Tang on youtube)

Person #1: I love the vocaloid song Alice of Human Sacrifice!
Person #2: Okay...

by Alaskan Caribou November 22, 2020

swaggiest best most amazing human alive

someone who thinks bat is swagger

"someone told me bat is swagger today!"
"woah they must be a swaggiest best most amazing human alive"

by wriglae December 31, 2020

The Perfect Human Face

The Perfect Human Face is defined by the four pillars of timeless facial beauty:
1. Clarity of Skin
2. Vivid Skin Color
3. Harmony of Facial Features
4. Symmetry (1.618)

The Perfect Human Face is a website dedicated to bringing the science of Facial Beauty.

The Perfect Human Face is anyone that possesses the Symmetry and Harmony of Facial Features.

by Blacklopedia January 5, 2022

orange_juice_human

The best person I have ever met <3

orange_juice_human Is a really nice and caring human being

by Nagitothehopelover May 11, 2022