horse cock

Any beverage in an aluminum can measuring 23.5 fl oz, or more, which can either fuck you, slam you, or otherwise black you out.

I drank all of my horse cock and woke up in the middle of a field completely naked.
OR
I drank so much last night and I woke up in a field this morning, man i was raped by a horse cock.

by ocholokos November 29, 2010

The Horse

When one of ur mates gets hammered (either pissed or stoned) or a combination of both.. and starts staggering backwards and forwards liek an old decrepid horse.

"Hey look at C he's that hammered he's turned into the horse"

by Burton the bastard November 14, 2007

West Texan Horse Fuckin'

to fuck one, a chick with no reguard for her or your own safety. From behind with a fist full of hair, just givin her hell.

Man we were at Las Cruces a few weeks ago and ol' Wes rounded up that bitch. Man he took her to his horse trailer and gave a good ol' fashion West Texas Horse Fuckin'.

by El Verno of Arizona May 11, 2004

Charlie Horse

a horse named Charlie, had his leg spazz out, so every time someones leg spazzed people called it a Charlie Horse. Charlie was the laughing stock so he became a rogue horse.

Rob Horse: "Woh Sarah your leg is spazzing out like crazy!"
Sarah Horse: Guess I've got a Charlie Horse."

by awesome-satay March 27, 2011

horse punch

When you pull out of your girlfriend and real quick like, you punch her right in the cooter.

I just horse punched Billy's mom after I slama-jammaed her

by gerje May 19, 2006

Horse Nazi

An insult said to someone who is into horse porn and happens to be an oppresive and/or fucked in the head individual.

Kevin is a damn HORSE NAZI! the guy fucked a horse and tried to kill someone. what a fag.

by sweetsugargurl July 7, 2010

massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column

"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"

by Massivehorse August 2, 2016