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Horny Toad

Ozican rhyming slang for 'road.'
Give us a stubby for the horny toad, mate?
by Croc Cowboy September 17, 2019
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Horny nigga laundry basket

Joe: im a horny nigga laundry basket right now!
Step-sister: cum over then!!
by YoYoJoeMama October 31, 2019
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Horny

Eh, this is not Porn Hub, but yeah you might really want to know it. Horny is that wet, hard feels down your genitals when you're reading some crazy ass +18 fanfic on Wattpad or maybe another answers just below mine.

But, let me be real on this, you're already horny and you know this, right ?
Person 1: This fanfic is fucking great.
Person 2: Yeah, great in making you horny.
Person 1: Welp, I guess I'm getting wet, hold my phone, I need to go to the toilet.
Person 2: Duhhh.
by Your dad seducer January 21, 2020
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Horny Day 3

April 17

I didn't catch on to horny day the first 2 times so I made this.
I forgot horny day existed until horny day 3
by comradefunnyman April 17, 2020
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Horny

No. You aren't getting shit
Person 1: bro I'm so horny

Person 2: fuck off, this isn't twitter
by barbarian warlord November 17, 2020
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Horny Haze

When a guy starts using their penis to think instead of their brain. That foggy feeling you get only while horny, taking away all the things that you wouldn't say. You usually never ask that one girl in Psychology class to Netflix and Chill, but your Horny Haze isn't making you think straight. The best way to fix your Horny Haze before you text your old high school sweetheart to send nudes, just quickly bust a nut. Your Horny Haze will disappear and you'll be able to think rationally again.
BRO, I almost messaged my ex last night if she was down to bang, I was in a Horny Haze.

I can't believe I asked this girl to come over this weekend, she's like a 4/10 and it's my Horny Haze fault for this.
by Caliginous November 25, 2020
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horny nigga hours

The time of day between 12:30-6:00 AM when boys are extra horny and will hit up all of their hoes. Usually they ask for nudes and try being freaky.
horny nigga hours is thetime where boys would usually text all there hoes
by long daddy dick December 7, 2020
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