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hook

A rusty old penis that has just been oiled by a large fat man
I gave that person my hook
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medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam
Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner
by SWMyers January 9, 2021
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Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020
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Hook

In baseball, is a synonym for the notorious curveball pitch.
" 0-2 count.. Kershaw winds up, here comes the pitch.. STRIKE 3 and Kershaw retires A-Rod with a hook."
by Godfatherr May 29, 2016
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Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.
"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !
by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023
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Hook boogie

A bootleg or scrappy method to achieve your results. A creative, unorthodox workaround to achieving a goal.
We didn't have any official analytic software so we had to hook boogie a way to see metrics using multiple tools and freeware.
by eyemediadiva July 22, 2016
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Toad's hook up

Did you see that Toad's hook up he just pulled? It was awesome
by hawaiianginger March 19, 2011
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