nah he tweakin

nah he tweakin
it is literally everywhere on every post cause nah he tweakin 🤷

someone posts a picture of themself
everyone in the comments: “nah he tweakin”

by bylerisswaggy August 25, 2021

That's what he said

said immediately after someone says "That's what she said".

Person 1: Wow! That is very long!
Person 2: That's what she said!
Person 1: Well, that's what he said.
Person 2: ... You son of a-

by jkiszg November 11, 2010

That's what he wants

A variant of "That's what she said," created in Atlanta Georgia during the 2008 FIRST Event.

A: It's all hard and fluffy.
B: That's what he wants.

There are better examples.

by Jake Brown Estates April 21, 2008

that's what he didn't say

A phrase that signifies that a person's prior remark could have been interpreted sexually while also insulting the (female) speaker. Means that no man would ever say such a thing about that person because it would be blatantly untrue. If the target of the comment is male, the related saying that's what she didn't say should be used.

Emily: "OMG girl that shirt is totally fab! Can I try it on?"
Gina: "Sure," (under her breath) "good luck fitting into it, you cheese hog."
Emily: "What did you say?"
Gina: "Uh...I said I need to go feed the dog."
(Gina pretends to feed the dog while Emily gets changed)
Emily: "It's a bit of a tight fit."
Gina: "That's what he didn't say!"
Emily: "Oh no you di'int!"
Gina: "Bitch please! You get around more than an aircraft propeller, you ho-ass jersey chaser. Remember the night when you banged the entire Duke lacrosse team? I rest my case."
Emily: "Hmm...come to think of it, I really am a fat slut."
Gina: "Word to your mother."

by Nicholas D December 18, 2012

is he canadian

a white persons way of calling a black person the N-Word on the downlow

She's dating a new guy. "Is he Canadian" (Meaning is he Black)

by dolfan1972 February 15, 2014

and I think he/she should run for President

What an idiot says when they're talking about their favorite media person and are trying to look like they know anything about politics.

I like Oprah and I think he/she should run for President!

by JMur December 8, 2007

And then he turned the gun on himself

A mock headline. Said as a hyothetical reporter at the scene of a workplace shooting. One who is fed up with the idiocy of a group and is letting them know it.

Supervisor: What are you people doing? I need those reports. I need them in 20 minutes

Guy one: Jim said he was going to do them.
Supervisor: Well, where's Jim?
Lisa: I think he went out some where maybe with Sue.
Supervisor: Sue where's Jim?
Sue: Think he's with Lisa.
Supervisor: And then He turned the gun on himself.

by Nickola1 October 21, 2010