holy ballsanga

When a holy figure directly applies his balls to another person.

Jesus has his holy ballsanga.

by Ass Jockey January 22, 2008

holy shawankies

1. an alternative to holy shit
2. a quickly made up word when you see a parent or teacher as to not get in trouble.

1. holy shawankies, what just happened?
2. holy sh.... ( sees teacher) shawankies that was awesome!

by conclusion of fury June 1, 2010

holy cow monkeys

An alternative to cursing.

Holy cow monkeys, did you see that!?!?!

by spacedinosaur July 19, 2011

Holy-Facepalm

A Face palm as done by Jesus - as seen on posters around the world. The First ACTUAL RECORDED occurrence of this was when Mick Romney said, during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012, "I believe in Jesus Christ." (see example)

Mick Romney (during his failed run for the Presidency in 2012): "I believe in Jesus Christ."

Jesus Christ: D'oh! * Holy-Facepalm*

by Tidwell (the REAL one!) January 23, 2012

Holy Dick Fuck

When some thing is so mind blowing that you cant say anything else but Holy Dick Fuck.

Person #1 Bro, dude I was with a girl with a HUGE ASS last night!

Person #2 Holy Dick Fuck

by that person who sits by you. November 28, 2017

Holy Poop

Tis word is used when your friend is so fucking dumb you have nothing else to say, but this. Gang Gang schlatttttt

Dumb Nigga: Bro lowkey i think a dolphin should be considered a bird tbh.
Real Nigga: Nigga what?! you dumb asl fr bro holy poop!

by pENA nIGGA October 21, 2019

HOLY SLAPP

This happened in 5,000,000,000,000 B.C when the ancient bass player davie504 in which this bass was brought up to him and he slapped it creating the universe of BASS, now only bass lives there now. And it is a power move used to kill people who put kiwi on pizza. they were NOT EPICO.

I will use my HOLY SLAPP against you

by SLAPPER ST. PETER March 8, 2020