Hook-slant

One of Japanese and Polish origin who possesses the defining quality of both races: IE a hook nose and slanted eyes.

Because Johnny's nose is so fucking huse, and he cant see when he smiles, he is a hook-slant...

by Deleena24 April 09, 2003

Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 07, 2025

good to hook

good to go/all set; military slang often used by paratroopers/commandos referring to their parachute rigs and being good to go to 'hook' their static line up for a jump

once we get this part done right here we're good to hook

by finishedclub April 25, 2024

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant May 19, 2018

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 04, 2011

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 19, 2025

Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt

John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over

by DB’s April 15, 2025