straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.

1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.

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Andrew Tate Shovel Hook

Perfect. Absolutely perfect.

Hym "Andrew Tate shovel hook is the best I've ever seen. Right hand, left hand, doesn't matter. Set's it up nicely. Always downs."

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Blowfish On A Hook

The act in which two fingers are "casted out" in two ones mouth while performing oral sex on the vagina and blowing inside, then finished with a forceful thumb up the butt

OMG! JOHN IS SO HOT HE HIT ME WITH THE BLOWFISH ON A HOOK AND I SQUIRTED EVERYWHERE!!!

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The Hook

Term of endearment given to 1980s male with curved penis.

Can't wait to shower after the game with The Hook!

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man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018

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