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The Vegas Guillotine

When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The night before jimmys wedding at his bachelor party his best mates gave him the Vegas Guillotine
by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018
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Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip

News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.
Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
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The Tech Guild

(thee-tek-gild)

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A Non-Profit organization that revolutionized the Information Technology industry, trained generations of technomancers, and led to a better environment for all humanity.
Dakota: Did you hear about what The Tech Guild did this weekend?
Chad: Aren't they the ones who regularly do great things in the community?
Random Citizen: YES, THEY ARE!
by thetechguild February 5, 2022
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An oger's guilt

A feeling of feeling guilty because of a dumb reason or for no real cause, or in other words brainless guilt, just like ogers who are usually depicted as dumb and unintelligent
I felt an oger's guilt for not buying my brother a new console after promising him while I was drunk
by Mrknowitall1111 December 10, 2021
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Sail Hypixel Guild

a good guild with active members
Oi mate I jusy joined the Sail Hypixel Guild, it's got lots of active, friendly members and it has decently low requirements, aswell as a decently high level!
by SailorStifi April 14, 2022
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The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.
"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."
by people_like April 28, 2022
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

Minor characters of Hamlet, Childhood friends of Hamlet
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern's motto was Ingen Bekymringer which also means No worries for the rest of your days, which taught Hamlet to ignore responsibility and just ignore the whole Claudius thing.

Rosen and Guilden are also probably dead, but I haven't read the original story, and I don't plan on doing so... 29,551 WORDS?!?!
by IntergalactalEnergy December 8, 2022
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