Grand Prix GTP

An overweight family truckster that rednecks think of as a muscle car.

Discontinued due to poor sales, replaced by the Pontiac GTO.

Dude, did you see that minivan pass us? You should feed those gerbils under the hood more often!

by Monk E. Boy May 6, 2005

Gran Turismo

Italian for Gran Touring, or touring car racing.

Gran Turismo is also a videogame series that got really boring, really quickly. Unless you like to stare at a playstation screen for several hours a day, don't bother with anything more than the first one.

Despite owning Gran Turismo 3 since 2001, I'm still only on 51% complete because the game sucks too much for me to play it more than once every couple of months.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Grand Ledge High School

GL is a pimp school by lansing,mi lota drugies en stuff go on tons of peeps to plus theres a player "Big AL H." whos goin ta play ball at the university of Florida en gonna be awsome his dad Tito H. played in the NBA pimpin huh?

tyte like a tiger


gerrrowlll-lol

by kyle January 17, 2004

Gran Torino

Gran Torino is when you skeet all over a girl, then you drag your butt across her body making car noises.

"Yeah, man. I totally Gran Torino'd that hoe last night."

by SkrillaVanillian June 20, 2009

Grand Ma

A Mercury Grand Marquis. It's what Ford calls it, which is appropriate because most of the people who buy them are old geezers suffering from Alzheimer's disease, and can't drive to save their lives.

Grand Ma.
Forida plates.
Handicaped tag hanging from a mirror.
If it drove any slower, it would be going backwards

by Federalq2b June 24, 2005

Grand Larceny

1) When someone fucks up and/or takes your shit.



2) When YOU fuck up and/or take someone's shit.

Brad: "Angela committed GRAND LARCENY on my dick last night bro. She fucking ran into the sunset wit dat shit."

Pete: "Dis nigga broke into my crib de other night. So I burnt his mother fucking house to the ground and Grand Larceny'd his Ford Pinto."



3) When you fuck a female so hard that she seizures and shits on your dick.

Herald: "I asked my C.P.A. out to dinner so she wouldn't expose our tax fraud. Ended up commitin' GRAND LARCENY on that bitch last night."


Gregory: "Yeah dawg, last night I fucking committed Grand Larceny on Tina. I fucking made the bitch leak like the mother fuckin' hoover damn."

by Mejosh March 23, 2009

Grand Chase

a game about small gay boys attempting to butt fuck monsters. this game blows big hairy penis because it is mainly full of retard lesbians and horny 8 year old boys. if anyone thinks about playing this game, they obvioulsy enjoy being molested by the pope. BITCHES!!!

are you up for some grand chase

are you willing to take the popes dick?

by cameoncrackers April 17, 2010