Grandma Wet Lips

A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.

Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.

by Pigeon- June 8, 2018

grandma blowjob

something that's not as effective as it could be but still gets the job done.

Sally: We don't have a condom! Should we use a plastic bag??
Todd: Well that's a real grandma blowjob, but alright.

by thatswhack June 12, 2018

Grande Warrior

The most famous quote from the film The Bastard Sword.

The pronunciation of "Grande" is butchered in the film to sound more like Shakespearean English. This is the only word in the film to do this

Look at him, thinks he's a man worthy of title. 6 foot tall, arms of tree trunks and hair of elemental fire.

...a real Grande Warrior

by Mikey boy 101 July 29, 2018

Grande Groper

A person who gropes people on the grand stage.

A: The past store touched me inappropriately on stage in front of everybody.
B: He is a Grande Groper.

by Tree House Eikaiwa September 1, 2018

Grandeus

Officer who buys Odin's for other officers, in the Holiday spirit.

I want to be like Grandeus when I grow up.

by Waylonp88 October 26, 2018

Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018