goose

a dumb person

You a goose for sayin that!

by olivia July 28, 2003

Goose

The plural form of goose is geese for only two birds. where as gooses is for three or more.

there are many gooses in the world. and i want to eat some geese (2)

by moosey July 7, 2004

Silly Goose

a yellow or pink marshmellow peep

On Easter, I had a whole box of silly gooses, and the sugar rush made me bounce off the walls

by 3X DDD December 7, 2003

Silly Goose

When someone moves their hand against the underside of your chin in a swift motion unexpectedly. Almost as if using the "Fuck You" motion in Italian.

Jason: Watch out for Rob, he's going on a Silly Goose spree.

Will: He already got me twice! Being SILLY Goosed gives you an awkward feeling afterward.

Jason: IKR.

by Ital.Stallion January 25, 2009

goose head

When a bunch of naked men are playing 'Duck Duck Goose' and when they choose the goose, they do so by slapping the top of someone's head with their penis.

"Man, I was playing duck duck goose and Ralph gooseheaded me!"

"I kept my head hidden so no one would goose head me!"

by Carrie/April December 8, 2007

Gooseberried

To be anal raped.

I Gooseberried the hell out of conor last night

by The king of all August 26, 2009

goose

(verb) The act of goosing, or to goose. When one does something amazing in a manner that Gary French would do so, or in many instances, when Gary French does literally anything. ie. To Goose is to actively be like Gary. See also: Gee

~Oh yo kid, is he STILL sleeping? It's 7 at night! He is totally goosin' it.
~Oh, hey, baby, did he just eat ALL the peanut butter cups? Dude, quite goosin' all the good candy!
~I didn't go to class today, I totally goosed it.
~Let's totally goose it all night, get totally goosed, and then order pizza, play the movie game and Gears of War.
~Yo, I just goosed that girl.

by Pumpkin King December 27, 2007