ghetto heater

Pissin in the pool while other people are swimming with you

Hey dude did you just use the ghetto heater the waters all yellow

by marc May 5, 2003

Ghetto Breeze

The process of creating a faux breeze on the porch with a box fan because, "it's cooler than the house with out air"

Last night we sat on the back porch drinking Pina Colada's and enjoying the Ghetto Breeze.

by Amy Newton August 28, 2006

Ghetto Nachos

"Nachos" made by putting tortilla chips on a cookie sheet, covering them with grated cheese and sliding them into the oven.

Eeeeeeww! When you asked if I wanted nachos I didn't think you meant ghetto nachos! Where's the sour cream, tomato, olives, lettuce and salsa??

by The Brett February 10, 2009

ghetto knock

when you knock on the door a certain way so they know its not the cops. the knock sounds like: dun,da,dun,dun(fast) DUN, DUN (slow). it was originially a theme song for a super hero i think. it's got a nice rhythm to it though.

I don't think people really call it the ghetto knock, they just do it out of habit.

by caitlin March 1, 2005

Ghetto Spaghetti

1.Top ramen noodles with ketchup on it.

2. Common meal option the few days before the welfare check comes.

My baby mama make some good ghetto spaghetti. Mmm-mmm!

by Bully Girl July 24, 2006

Ghetto Air Conditioner

Nown.

1) Any attempt to cool a home or office with the use of a NON-condensed freon unit.

2) The concept that an oversized fan will cool a home or office when all it does is blow hot air and paperwork all over the office.

Beth: "What is that buzzing sound and why is the building shaking violently?"
Judith: "Josh installed a Ghetto Air conditioner, the compressor is broken on the roof and we need 3 quotes before it is approved by finance for repair."
Beth: "That Josh is great with GHAC repair"
Thomas: "LOL"

by thommy_boyz June 4, 2008

Ghetto Spread

Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.

Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
Finance Bro 2: " Yeah am probably going to open a ghetto spread, that way, it it goes down, I eliminated the risk.

by JJ69420 September 20, 2020