transpo-grounded

the act of grounding oneself (literally) by holding onto the inside latch of an automobile door while sliding out across the seats. this prevents one from getting their pussy, (etc) shocked off as soon as they touch metal.

tina transpo-grounded herself as she exited the car so she wouldn't get zipped.

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

grundle grind

to slide the area between your balls and your asshole on something, such as a pole

IM gonna grundle grind all over your FACE!

by stevofucdurmom October 7, 2004

Teenage Grundle

The act of the male partner, inserting his testicles into the female partner's Vagina. Once this has been done, both partners masturbate until ejaculation commences.

"Hey Brian, i think Jill and I are going to do the Teenage Grundle tonight!"

by Fibulator December 12, 2007

gounder

1. to have sexual intercourse with a male
2. to be homosexual

Dude 1: Bro, I heard Luke goundered Peter yesterday.
Dude 2: Mate, I didn't want to hear that. That's just disgusting.

by KingSnooty November 23, 2009

Groundation

1. The word Andrew made up.
2. The state of being grounded.
2 1/2. The state of being restricted to your house.
3. Used to tell your friends how long you are grounded for.
4. Something you NEVER want to go through because it's completely horrible.

Sydney: "im grounded! ):"
Andrew: "oh no, groundation is horrible!"
Sydney: "i know! im so scared! D:"

by RuNSYdNEYRuN!@#$ May 24, 2010

Grounded

Spiritually speaking, to be grounded is to to bring yourself to a heightened sense of awareness in association with the present moment. This is particularly useful in order to feel more joyful stimulation whether physically or perceptually and at the same time reduce the sometimes detrimental nature of the repeating chatter of the mind.

Alan Watts once illustrated this point by ringing a bell. There was only sound; filling up the whole room, passing through you and vibrating your whole being. No words or chatter could have captured the healing nature of such grounding. You were grounded and completely inside the experience.

by Jack Road July 4, 2018

The Groundhog

A position for The Penis Showing Game. In this position, take one of your testicles and put it on the outside of your pants. Then, once they see the first one, roll the other one out along side it.

Alex: Hey guys, check out what I found in the closet.
Everyone Else: (walks into closet)
Alex: (pulls out The Groundhog) THE GROUNDHOG!
Everyone Else(male):Oh my God, they're so big. I'm unimaginably jealous.
Everyone Else(female):Fuck me. Now.

by longschlongmcgee6969 November 29, 2010