Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it

Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker

by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022

semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching my cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

foot fag

someone who has a sexual attraction or fetish to feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching me cats toes you thotty foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah February 20, 2009