Noah will fail Italian

An expression used to describe a situation from which there is no coming back, a hopeless case.

Hey, do you think we'll ever colonize Mars?

No, that's a Noah will fail Italian.

by jknjkfbsjkfgsag June 5, 2011

Senses Fail

A shitty emo band, where the general audience consists of 11 year old girls and those who failed at life.

I listen to Senses Fail because I failed at life... and I'm an 11 year old girl.

by suck August 31, 2005

failbook

Something that occurs when you don't know whether to search "Facebook" or "Failblog," and you accidentally type in a combination of the two.

I meant to type in facebook, but I had failblog on the mind, so I accidentally searched failbook.

by Jaremaing July 13, 2009

epic fail

To fail epically; to fail completely and undeniably, often to the enjoyment of others.

Sarah got an F on the easiest quiz ever given, which was an epic fail.

by Francesca Gallagher January 21, 2009

senses fail

this band sucks shit

bite me.............

by ..... April 9, 2005

failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010

bieber fail

An epic fail among epic fails. Coined by Fellon (fellonthedoorproject), in his Justin Bieber's Epic German Fail video. Justin Bieber fails so much, he needs his own level of fail.

Justin Bieber: I don't know what that means! We don't say that in America
Fellon: BIEBER FAIL!

by Filet the Great June 22, 2010