the faceless woman

A placeholder name for Alexa or Siri to avoid activating them

“My kid won’t stop screaming at our Alexa, it’s driving me crazy.”
“Playing Driving Me Crazy from Spotify”
“You’ve woke The Faceless Woman”

by Rolandofgilead January 23, 2023

Louisiana Facelift

When you grab her by both ears and throat fuck her until you shoot jizz in her eyes and pull the skin back tight on her face and yell .....LOUISIANA FACELIFT!!!!!!!

Man shit got wylde last night. I gave that ho a Louisiana Facelift!

by Cliffordthedos April 10, 2023

Violently faded

When you smoking that gas, shit be getting you violently faded

This shits got me violently faded

by Thombstone May 21, 2023

bussy fade

a very badly done boosie fade

“damn jerry’s boosie fade looks more like a bussy fade”

by bartholemue August 27, 2023

Redneck Facelift

Kill (someone) with a shotgun blast to the face.

"Did you hear the news about Kurt Cobain?"

"Yeah, he gave himself a redneck facelift!"

by Creepybobo67 July 31, 2024

Taper Fade

It's when you get piece of tape and tape your dick fully shaved.

Yeah I work at a restaurant called Shenanigans and some guys that usually play a pretty messed up "game" got me with the damn taper fade. Was honestly more socked then anything

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Reverse-Fade

A fake hair style, made popular by middle-age men, who are not accepting their male-patterned baldness but instead, insist their impending baldness is a hair style.

Jim: Wow, Mike, you are really starting to go bald!
Mike: Na man, I'm not going bald, it's my new reverse-fade hair cut.
Jim: Bro, you are in denial!
Mike: No, seriously, it is a new hair cut that is driving all the girls wild.
Jim: Man, you are lost. Nobody is buying that! Bro, you are bald. Accept it. Now, go grab your pickleball paddle and join all the other old guys with their "reverse-fades."
Mike: You're a jerk, Jim.

by B-gas Scott February 15, 2024