The people seen at any bar or club now who are constantly taking pictures of each other for their Facebook pages. The continuous flashing of cameras makes any place look like the red carpet in Hollywood.
Why the sunglasses Dan? I had to-the Facebookazzi blinded me last week, that group of girls over there is taking pictures constantly and they will all night to show everyone the dresses they are wearing.
by kmonet February 15, 2009
Get the Facebookazzi mug.Usually a picture that is taken, reviewed, and agreed upon as being Facebook worthy. Often accompanied with words like totally, clearly, or sooo not.
"That picture is totally Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
"Ugh, I look like a bug in that pic... that is definitely not Facebook material."
by Redimade May 11, 2009
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'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:
'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'
by Salazard May 19, 2009
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Get the Facebook Snob mug.When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.
similar to a couch potato
similar to a couch potato
Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.
Marshall: that thing is ruining your life
Karen: Its getting really close lol
by urban outkast August 12, 2009
Get the facebook potato mug.The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".
"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."
-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.
by Christian_Zamo April 19, 2010
Get the Facebook Masturbation mug.A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.
Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
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Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.
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Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!
by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010
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