Facebookazzi 

The people seen at any bar or club now who are constantly taking pictures of each other for their Facebook pages. The continuous flashing of cameras makes any place look like the red carpet in Hollywood.

Why the sunglasses Dan? I had to-the Facebookazzi blinded me last week, that group of girls over there is taking pictures constantly and they will all night to show everyone the dresses they are wearing.

Facebookazzi by kmonet February 15, 2009

facebookanxiety 

facebookanxiety

(ref. Anxiety - Anxiety is an unpleasant state that involves a complex combination of emotions that include fear, apprehension, and worry. It is often accompanied by physical sensations such as heart palpitations, nausea, chest pain, shortness of breath, or tension headache.)

1. facebookanxiety - the fear of unwanted pictures of yourself posted by others.

2. facebook's anxiety - the fear of peole writing so many messages that the facebook-network will collapse

3. facebookanxiety - the fear of walking out in the real world because you would feel like poking everyone, and would be considered as a nutcase.

1. "Holy fuck, DELETE that fuckin picture of me throwing up!! this is serious facebookanxiety happening"

3. "Danny, you have to get out of your room now, you've been sitting here for days!"
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"i... just... can't... stop... tagging... poking... walling.."

facebookanxiety by Andreearawr June 12, 2007

Facebookalich 

The gremlin that attacks your Facebook account and makes your posts appear multiple times. This also explains the other strange aspects to Facebook such as virtual gifts that have no value and randomly poking people - things that just don't make sense.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

Friend (posted in comments): Okay then, I'll see you tonight.

You (posted in comments): Oh no, you've been attacked by the Facebookalich. Turn off the computer NOW!

Facebookalich by Elheru July 19, 2010

Facebookation 

A compilation of Facebook and Vacation. A period of time, self imposed and rarely adhered to, where a person voluntarily avoids visiting their Facebook page to get a grip on the real world. A semi-facebookation involves visiting the page, answering messages but not updating status or answering/making comments.

Where is Fred?

Oh, he's around, he's just on a Facebookation.

For how long?

A week..

Ha ha ha ha ha! (Mutual laughter)

Yeah, so, he'll be on tonight?

Yup.

Facebookation by Bob Goatu May 24, 2009

facebookacide 

Often caused by (a) the friend counter or (b) the relationship status. This is the act of deleting ones facebook page.

Can often be depicted as a sad moment where someone finds your action a moment too late and attempts to stop you in slow motion

Dear Facebook, I cannot live like this anymore. My friends are non existant. Facebookacide is the only way out. Goodbye

facebookacide by Rev. Martak Meanianski November 24, 2010

Facebookaki 

The spewing and spurting of nastiness by a bunch of your Facebook 'friends' all over your Facebook 'wall' all at the same time; so much so that you can't squeegee it off before the whole planet sees it.

"All my 'friends' went Facebookaki on all my pages, and I'm out of tissue!"

Facebookaki by myspacecadet January 23, 2010

facebookai 

facebookais is a tiktok account surrounding ahs,evan peters,and his characters.

facebookais account is one of the best tiktok accounts ! She is super pretty !

facebookai by lanaok March 29, 2021