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douchebag

One who walks around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment. Scum.
Football players who continually lie about their stats, weight, strength. Meynig is a douchebag.
by Gucci Mane January 12, 2007
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Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.
Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.
by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005
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Funnyjunk Douche

Someone who blatantly steals peoples hardwork, gives no credit to the OP, while receiving a considerable amount more thumbs than the OP, in some cases achieving frontpage. In some cases the Funnyjunk Douche will leave the OP's watermark they've left, or signature and claim it to be there own. This shows that the FJ Douche has no respect for his fellow funnyjunk community and therefore has no place on Funnyjunk.

An extreme Funnyjunk Douche is one who once called out from the OP, deletes the comment left and blocks the OP.

A Reposter is a borderline funnyjunk douche, it depends on whats being posted, and if they blatantly stole "OC" from someone. An example being, jontheninjas comics being reposted and making front page.
Some examples of a "Funnyjunk Douche" are ballerinstaller and cameronchase.
Who literally stole ideas, OC, and content claimed it to be theres.

An example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche is krispybananaz who stole a hardworking user's (Tia) comp of funny pictures, added a few of his own, while leaving Tias signature, or end message on the picture, while claiming it as his own. Tia called him out but krispybananaz quickly deleted Tia's comment.

That is a prime example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche
by BatCountry of Funnyjunk May 27, 2011
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douche bag continuum

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.
"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian
by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009
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douchebag

A man who has an ego bigger than the world. Also can be called motherfucker or asshole. They tend to frequent clubs and try to dance with men's girlfriends.
All the guys on "Jersey Shore" are all douchebags.
by jkloser December 7, 2009
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douchebag

A douchebag has no imagination or intelligence.

A douchebag copies your ideas, clothing, home style and speech and passes it off as their own after doing that a douchebag lectures you on how to think, dress, decorate and or speak as if he or she didn't steal your identity.

A douchebag eventually reveals him or herself to everyone because you can't fool everyone all of the time.
I can't believe it, that douchebag stole my idea and is pretending its his. Everyone is kissing that douchebags ass because they think his ideas are original and interesting. That douchebag has the nerve to have his wife introduce him as the idea man after stealing everyone's ideas!!
by canobeer February 7, 2010
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douche bag

(noun) A man who thinks his penis is made of platinum and treats women like shit.
Kevin Federline, John Meyer, and Rush Limbaugh are all douche bags.
by owee March 3, 2010
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