Stiff Drink Substitute

A satisfying substitute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.

The kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink substitute.

My boyfriend and I got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. Now I'm eating my stiff drink substitute.

by Sole Obsession February 19, 2010

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Irish Drinking Song

Any song at all.

"Hey, 'Somewhere over the Rainbow' is playing."

"Sounds like an Irish Drinking Song to me! Bottoms up!"

by Ja$on December 21, 2008

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Drinking Smart Chart

A innovative harm reduction system for overcoming alcohol withdrawl, making it much easier than "cold turkey".

The procedure is to drink 35% less alcohol the 1st and 2nd
day and then 45% less on day 3.

This is the Drinking Smart Chart

Example 12 beer a day drinker

Day 1: 35% of 12= 7.8 or drink 8
Day 2: 35% of 7.8= 5.07 or drink 5
Day 3: 45% of 5.07= 2.78 or drink 3

by Lawrence Scott November 7, 2008

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Drinking Red Sea

The act of licking, gurgling, and sometimes swallowing menstruation fluid.

"Meeza no finda no sandwich, so meeza gonna drinka da red sea and it smella like haddock"

by weaver November 19, 2003

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I drink your milkshake

Used when one person absolutely destroys somebody else on a skill based level. It can be only used when the superiority of one is taken into consideration, and proved to be unreliable.

When playing battleship, and your battleship is sunk, the other player would yell out "I drink your milkshake!"

by Max Verra May 30, 2008

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