major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

sexual personality disorder

Is a form of disorder involving demonic possession in acts like

Rape, serious harrassment, and child molestation

Drank suffered from sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes October 2, 2018

big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

argh deficit disorder

attention deficit disorder: a syndrome formerly thought to affect children only, but now known to also affect adults, that is characterized by frequent, chronic distractibility, and either inattentiveness or hyperactivity (fidgeting).

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

argh deficit disorder: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about attention deficit disorder.

"argh deficit disorder!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 19, 2013

boobie disorder

Having uneven boobies. One bigger and the other one smaller.

Hey dude, her boobies were perfect! No boobie disorder.

Even though I'm a guy, I have boobie disorder.

by may-may Lord March 12, 2021

CND (Chronic Nut Disorder)

1-Disease causing niggas to bust nuts

2-Those that are diagnosed with a disorder that causes extended sexual climax which can last up to several hours

“Ayo,that nigga started dating that model with the fake ass,nigga fucked around and got CND (Chronic Nut Disorder) now”

by Blitztatic_bluu September 8, 2022

Big Woman Personality Disorder

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.

What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.

by davus0000 August 23, 2024