Dipped Dumplings

Where you stab someone in the stomach with a knife sharpener, then teabag the open wound. when you pull out, your nutsack should look like two dough covered balls that were dipped in meat sauce.

Jon " did you hear about what bob did?"
Nathan " Yeah I heard he dipped his dumplings"
Jon " Gnarly"
Nathan " nothing like Dipped Dumplings"

by MetalxHead May 8, 2011

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atlas dip

Can't decide where to live? Similar to bible dipping as means of deciding what to do, atlas dipping involves blindly opening a page in the atlas and pointing to a city. As it turns out, it's really okay to live most anywhere.

Guy 1: I'm broke. Depressed. Where should I move?

Guy 2: Atlas dip!

Guy 1: Des Moines? Cool.

Guy 2: Road Trip!

by Annabelle Pearce January 1, 2011

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teat dipping

The act of dipping ones nipple into a fresh pile of pole milk.

Janet was caught teat dipping after Justin spooged on her pillow.

by ElSpoonage April 1, 2018

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dips and dots

(Noun) To leave a particular location quickly without being noticed

Guy 1: Dude, this party is turning into a sausagefest
Guy 2: Let's dips and dots

by SuitMajor July 23, 2009

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Scratch the dip

When you're all in on Bitcoin and save small sums of fiat from your day job to invest in Bitcoin's price pullbacks.

"Bitcoin is down from $14,000 to $8,000. Time to scratch the dip."

by Bitcoiner123 November 21, 2019

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Fuckin’ Dip

If someone fuckin’ dips then they’re superior to anyone who don’t even fuckin’ dip. Refers to someone that is either stronger/better than someone else.

Guy 1: Dude! You don’t even fuckin’ dip.
Guy 2: Yeah I do.
Guy 1: No bro you might dip but you don’t even fuckin’ dip.

by Oaka1e 3ud March 6, 2023

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