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Post-Avatar Depression

A serious bout of emotional depression usually occuring after watching James Cameron's "Avatar", and realizing that no matter what, our world will never be as cool as that, and you will never be able to ride a dragon, live in trees, or have awesome blue skin.
Friend 1: "Hey man is Chris coming to club tonight?"

Friend 2: "Naw man, he's still going through post-avatar depression..."
by IAH January 22, 2010
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cum depository

a place where you can deposit cum, usually a vagina, or somewhere else. use your imagination.
i just got back from using the cum depository!
by ahaha :D January 20, 2009
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App store depression

When a week or two go by where nothing seems interesting to download on the iTunes app store.
Dude, we're totally in an app store depression, there's no good apps!
by Foxman595 January 11, 2010
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Home Depot

Pedro: "Hey Juan, lets go get a job"
Juan: "TO HOME DEPOT!!"
by Epif en tree December 9, 2008
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Dependecy Hell

(n) A state that computers running a RPM-Based linux system get into. It minvolves Package A needing package B, and Package B needing packages C & D, amd Package C needs package F, while package D is incompatible with package F. This situation can be easily solved by using a linux distro without RPMS, like debian or gentoo for example.
I cant play Tux-Racer because of a dependency in it!
by rmw889 May 20, 2004
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Depressed

DEPRESSED:
/dəˈprest/
When someone is 'depressed' it means that they are not happy. They don't know what is causing them to be depressed, they just are. They feel hollow inside and don't know why. Depression is made up of: Anxiety, sadness, loneliness, and confusion.

There are sadly people that are depression posers. Now you're probably wondering, "what the hell does he mean by 'depression posers?'"

'DEPRESSION POSERS' are people that state that they are depressed. They say they are depressed because someone recently dumped them, they aren't doing so well in school, or some other shitty reason. They will go off saying that they are "So depressed" and it gets annoying. They want attention. That's why they tell people they are depressed. Anyone with depression doesn't state it out loud, and probably doesn't know they even are depressed. Someone might go up and ask an actual depressed being if he/she is depressed. Depression posers say it before anyone asks them. Depression posers are attention whores and stereotypical emo kids. Now why the fuck are you lookin' up depression on Urban Dictionary? Eh, I guess some of the definitions can be funny. Why the fuck am I writing the definition for depression on urban dictionary? Well I guess to share my opinion and call out the 12-16 year olds who are depression posers.
Depressed Being: "I don't know what it is... It just feels like something is missing

Depression poser: "omfg, I'm so depressed."

Depressed Being: "Yeah dad... Everything's alright... I think.."

Depression Poser: "Dad, you wouldn't understand... I'm depressed."

Depressed Being: "It'll get better... whatever it is..."

Depression Poser: "I just want to shoot myself right now... Or slit my throat... Or cut myself. Man I'm so depressed."

Guy sitting next to depression poser: "Shut the fuck up."

Guy sitting next to depressed being: "Hey... You okay?"
by iSammy! March 12, 2015
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Justice For Johnny Depp

Something that is going around to give Johnny Depp the justice he deserves from being fired from Warner Bros and Disney. Dior is still on his side, though, so, yay. But not just from being fired, no. Mr. Depp also deserves justice from Amber Heard, aka, Amber Turd, sadly to say, his partner, who has abused him, but victimizes herself because she's an oozing worthless slug of shit because she actually had, in fact, took a shit in Johnny's bed. Not only that, but she also cut off one of his fingers, and Depp wrote in blood on the wall all the lies Amber Turd had said. She also put a lit cigarette on Depp's face. On one of the days in court when Johnny Depp himself testified, Amber Turd had confessed to abusing him. What's even more disgusting is that she was mirroring Johnny's outfit in court because she wanted to make it seem like he was going against himself, or because she flat out has now fashion taste. Fuck her being a model.

Save the one and ONLY Johnny Depp. Or the superior Captain Jack Sparrow.
As an abused child, why would Johnny Depp abuse another? Justice For Johnny Depp, everyone.
by Hi.i.exist. April 25, 2022
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